annakendrickfortyseven:

annakendrickfortyseven:

i love my sodastream because there’s all these flavours that are based on popular drinks, so you can get “cola” which is obviously coke/pepsi or “energy” which is red bull, but then there’s my favourite

dr pete

three notes what the fuck this shit is hilarious


greatwhiteprivilege:

i wish masturbation caused me to lose weight instead of my dignity

(via imakittykat-and-i-dance)


tastefullyoffensive:


Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

(via howlingrainbows)


Normal person watching movie: I like that actor
*Moves on with life*
Me watching movie: I like that actor
*looks actor up on Wikipedia*
*buys biography of actor*
*acquires all movies with actor*
*blogs nothing but pictures of actor*
*cries forever over actor*


ruinedchildhood:

thejsimmons:

ruinedchildhood:

The cops never bothered me anyway.

YOU SHOULD HAVE BUILT A FUCKING SNOWMAN

(via tomato-that-potato)


allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

image

you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

(via howlingrainbows)


The person I blogged this from deserves to have a great day

(via babyy--dyke)


anything-is-pawsible:

detectivesmaug:

mojosodope178:

i see your wolf dog fetched a treebranch

i see your godfather fetched a broomstick. 

Two kinds of people

anything-is-pawsible:

detectivesmaug:

mojosodope178:

i see your wolf dog fetched a treebranch

i see your godfather fetched a broomstick. 

Two kinds of people

(via annakendrickfortyseven)


startariott:

Lmao “just because drunk people drop shit” 

startariott:

Lmao “just because drunk people drop shit” 

(via annakendrickfortyseven)